by Sksbbdjsoakwfb June 9, 2020
Roberts are mostly tired in school and fall asleep in lessons and exams.
They tend to laugh at there own jokes and could be gay for his friend with the big lips.
Roberts tend to use dead memes.
They tend to laugh at there own jokes and could be gay for his friend with the big lips.
Roberts tend to use dead memes.
by communist_duck February 17, 2019
A big asshole. Has no heart for anyone. Only cares about himself. Has a small ass dick and doesn't know how to use it. Short and ugly.
Me: he was such a Robert.
by Firesauce96 October 23, 2019
Some times a really big cunt and will not stop texting your girlfriend about joining discord. He over does relationships and what to kill them selfs. And he all ways trys to be like hitler
Robert time and place
by Demuretsmyugi June 10, 2020
So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2022
Robert is a person who will probably dream about having sex with u all night and picture u naked in his math classes which is y he fails with it he has the strangest hobbies and u would be unlucky to have a Robert say next to u as he may start picturing things, although him thinking he’s rlly cool when he laughs everyone thinks a cat is dying and whenever he walks past girls they run away so he went bi and moved schools
Girl 1- oh hell yh girl
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱
Robert- hey
Everyone runs away)
Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱
Robert- hey
Everyone runs away)
Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert
by True pseudonyms 😂 February 9, 2019