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Robert

A person with little to no intelligence and not spontaneous but acts giddy when placed around other mens group activity
He gets really Robert when at the gym running
by Licentious January 3, 2020
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He is a black person
"Hey theres Robert" "He black"
by Gottem bois March 10, 2020
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Robert is a very sweet, kind, caring, cute, and funny person. He knows how to light up a room when he walks in. He can be cuddly and adorable a lot. Even though at times he may say he is not cute, do not listen to him because you know he is very cute and adorable.
"He is so cute! Who us he? Robert."
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robert is very gay he is the type of person to be your friend so he can fuck you at a sleepover
Robert rapped me yesterday at a sleepover
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Some times a really big cunt and will not stop texting your girlfriend about joining discord. He over does relationships and what to kill them selfs. And he all ways trys to be like hitler
by Demuretsmyugi June 10, 2020
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A big asshole. Has no heart for anyone. Only cares about himself. Has a small ass dick and doesn't know how to use it. Short and ugly.
Me: he was such a Robert.
by Firesauce96 October 23, 2019
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So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022
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