Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

reach hoe

A side chick outside your group of friends that your girlfriend does not know about. However, she is know to your boys as a loose woman ready for action at the drop of a dime.

My reach hoe called while I was out with girlfriend and I made plans to meet up with her later that night.

by Papa JuJu April 1, 2017

The reach of shame

When you are at your home or at a friends house or any public place overnight and you forget to bring your towel into the bathroom with you and another person has to hand you a towel while you reach through the small crack of the door so they don't see anything but your hand and arm.

"The other day, I had The reach of shame"

by TheSlaughterer July 20, 2017

kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017

reach clan

A subotted team that is fucking garbage

Guy1:Hey have you heard of reach clan

Guy2:yeah

Guy1: that clan fucking subbotted they fucking suck !

by Thatrandomguy469 September 28, 2017

Gratuitous reach around

From behind, reaching under the armpits and grabbing a woman's breasts.

I slipped behind the woman and gave her a gratuitous reach around.

by ClassicFZ December 9, 2017

Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018