Release the Oompa Loompas

1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.

2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!

1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!

2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?

Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

cum release

The release of cum after sexual intercourse. Usually referring to the releasing of it in public places on seats and benches. The cum stays inside the vagina for a little while and then the drippings release over time. If you go out after being injected with cum and sit down you will experience a cum release, which in turn leaves cum residue. The more semen the bigger the cum release.

Oh shit, I think I'm having a cum release in this restaurant! The loads of cum I took in at the sex party a couple of hours ago is still leaking out! That's the third release this week.

by lalaloveless August 21, 2018

catch 'n' release

when you're in the club or at sumthin where a lot of people are dancing you do the fishing pole move to an ugly girl across the floor. She will respond and start being "reeled in" as she gets close you take a suprised look at her and pretend 2 pull out a pair of pliers and you cut the line. Then you pull out your cell fone, and pretend 2 call your wing man who will be standing by. He runs up behind you and you jump on his back and you run away laughing.

guy 1"dude what were u doin last night doin the fishing move with that hideous chick?"
guy 2 "oh, nuthin, just a little catch 'n' release"
guy 1 "lol sweet playa"

by negative boss hog October 16, 2005

Release The Kraken

to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.

John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.

by Thull March 16, 2010

Release Day

The day a new movie is released.

"Hey are you gonna go see the movie on Release Day?"

"Probably not, it's gonna be crowded."

by Nero-chan July 26, 2007

release the geese

An exclamation to signify a wild-goose chase (a pursuit of something unattainable or non-existent) involving many people has begun.

Often heard on money-saving or bargain-hunting forums, such as HotUKDeals or MoneySavingExpert, following a post about a bargain that other forumites will stuggle to find, but will search for nevertheless.

OP: Some branches of Tesco are selling the latest Call Of Duty game for £5.00!

Poster1: I will check after work
Poster2: Not at my local - they never have good deals
Poster3: Some greedy t*** bought all of them at mine!
Poster4: RELEASE THE GEESE!

by mvlwk June 1, 2014

happy release

What usually happens after a man receives a erotic massage from a paid masseur or hooker.

When Ming Ling was finished massaging her "John" she gave his hard cock a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. Then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.

by FLthongboy December 19, 2011