Rail jacking

Masturbating while laying on train tracks

“We caught Bryan rail jacking poor bastard nutted when the train hit him”

by Foul mouth farmer December 19, 2019

ck rail

A CK rail is two lines with cocaine one one side and ket on the other - one for each nostril. C is for coke, K is for ket, and rail is for the parallel lines. You snort it vertically down. Since one's an upper and the other is a downer so they balance out. Also numbs your entire face.

Simon: Dude I just did the fattest ck rail ever
Rob: I didn't even know you had ket

by Alwaysnowing June 6, 2019

Rail Trail

Found in Pound Town down the road from the Shag Shack, the Rail Trail serves the same purpose. A fictional place to fuck your woman.

"My and my lady gon' take a walk down the Rail Trail...might stop into Pound Town later this evening as well"

by Hooooooooooooooooover August 15, 2019

Railed by a test

To be dicked by a test achicharra makes you feel as if you failed it

Damn I got railed by a test in math

by whydoyouneedmyrealname September 3, 2019

Ben Rail

Someone who inserts his erect penis into the hole of a donut

I went to the baker’s and pulled a Ben Rail

by jippers12345 March 24, 2018

Wet rail

Snorting drugs dissolved in water.

Damn my dude, wet railing that half a strip got me faded...

by TheRealScootNasty November 24, 2020

Northern rail

A Train Company in the North of England.

Known to have very old 1970 pacers trains that are uncomfortable and bumpy.

Northern railway is owned by Gova which owns Themeslink trains (based around London) Southern railway (Brighton area including London,Southampton,Hastings and more areas) Gatwick Express (Gatwick Airport) perfect train if you want to go to China or America and get brainwashed by CNN news.

Northern railway was also founded in 2004.

My HST train just skip Doncaster and it had 9 coaches.

Network rail now sends out a Northern Rail Pacer with 2 coaches.

We all now have to squeeze in a 2 car train.

by CorruptDetected July 22, 2021