Royal Scam

A song by Steely Dan, and some kind of high treason against 'Everyman'.

Royal Scam is whatever Bush, Bliar, Obama, Camero, Opus Dei and every other imagined ruler of the world decides for all in their undemocratic minds.

by dogofman October 21, 2010

Royal 7

A gang originally based on the East Side of Denver. Named the Royal 7 for the original seven founding members. Also know as "ESR," "Royals," "Denver Royals," "R7."

It was originally a gang open to a variety of neighborhoods. Eventually it became affiliated with the Denver Crips. They're known for their violent acts and role in the drug trade

Royal 7 holding it down cuz. East Colfax belong to R7

by East Side Boys June 14, 2020

Royal purple

someone who has always been at your side, who had many opportunities to go away as all did, but remained

you are my royal purple now and forever

by amobrucia August 23, 2021

royal welcome

When a newbie gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave ceril the royal welcome, poor guy will never be the same again

by jonbatz March 10, 2016

royal romp

Combining a hot sex session with the viewing of a major event for the royal family

The royal wedding is on tomorrow morning so my fuck buddy is coming over tonight to have a royal romp

by RoyalSassMaster June 7, 2018

Royal Mail

The purpose of Royal Mail is to piss as many people off as possible. God got a bit bored one day and decided to see if he could make the shittest delivery service in the history of ever and succeeded. I bet I could travel the world faster than Royal Mail can give someone a box. Royal Mail are scamming cunts who will stop at nothing to be total arseholes, and their everyday increasing powers are threatening to the entire of mankind and their cockiness is to be feared.

example to how one might feel after realising their parcel is coming from Royal Mail:
Arse
Bloody
Bugger
Cow
Crap
Damn
Ginger
Git
God
Goddam
Jesus Christ
Minger
Sod-off Arsehole
Balls
Bint
Bitch
Bollocks
Bullshit
Feck
Munter
Pissed
Shit
Son of a bitch
Tits Bastard
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bellend
Bloodclaat
Clunge
Cock
Dick
Dickhead
Fanny
Flaps
Gash
Knob
Minge
Prick
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
Twat

Cunt
Fuck
Motherfucking cuntsuckers are delivering

by Royal Mail fan January 23, 2020

royal oil

A slang term used to describe black tar heroin.

"Hey Jimmy, Wanna go burn some royal oil by the dumpster behind the Thrift Store?"

by That little voice in your head November 11, 2009