Road Swag

The act of finding something useful on the road or ground during a journey of any kind.

I found a hammer on the my bike ride yesterday. Best road swag I've found yet.

by 3viliv3 June 28, 2021

road to el dorado

a person figuring out their sexuality
also a banger of a movie and book

oh Megan dated dudes exclusively in collage but these days she's on the road to el dorado

the real treasure was the gay we made along the way

by mjjmyukjthnfx July 24, 2021

Road work ahead

Ah yeah I sure hope it does

Me: there’s road work ahead!
Friend: Ah yeah I sure hope it does
Me: AHH WATCH OUT DONT HIT THE WORKERS YOU’LL KILL US BOTH WTF LET ME DRIVE YOUR VINE OBSESSION WILL KILL US ALL

by LunaAstrid77 May 9, 2022

road rules

Another mistake that MTV aires to appease the losers that watch this crap.

Person 1: wanna watch some road rules?

Person 2: nah, I'd rather go help my grandpa wax his pubes.

by The Unsilent Majority July 13, 2003

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

road soda

Any alcoholic beverage consumed inside a moving automobile, but the term is used almost exclusively for beer (or perhaps malt liquor). The beverage is consumed by driver, passenger, or both. This activity is illegal in many states due to open container laws, but is still widely practiced and enjoyed!

"Since your sorry ass is two hours late, we won't have time to tailgate before the concert. Let's pick up some road sodas at the next liquor store."

by Paco July 15, 2008

road-head

Getting sucked off while driving a car or vehicle

I got road-head on the way to a party last night, im so glad that girl swallowed.

by David #123 August 6, 2006