too ready

When girls be so eager to have sex that they have surpassed being a hoe and graduated to being too ready.

"You see Keisha eating that banana on Instagram?"
"Yaaaas girl, she too ready"

by Hollaleezi January 17, 2015

ready to blow

(adj.) Ready to explode.

(adj.) A woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.

The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

hot and ready

A surprise. Something you're not expecting. A college exam that you're not ready for.

Man, that teacher gave me a hot and ready exam. I totally got fucked. , I was not ready for that hot and ready. , I had an A going until that hot and ready.

by Adam Kerfoot December 5, 2007

readie-bye

To go to bed to read before going to beddy-bye.

Goodnight, hon, I'm going to readie-bye.

by Sergneri February 4, 2009

Hot and Ready

Defines ur cock when ur ready to buck. Cocks on Swoll

My dick is Hot and Ready like Lil Ceaser's.

by Charlton Hawkins April 19, 2006

ready for nothing

This two piece band started out in Irvine, CA in the small bedroom of talented bassist Adam Klein where Jared Berman and Adam Klein put their musical talents together to create one of the greatest bands ever known to mankind.

Person 1: Are you checking out the new Ready for nothing show?
Person 2: YES! THEY ARE SO GOOD!

by True Believer. May 13, 2006

ready brek

A slang term for cunnilingus. Alternatively, can refer to the taste of the female genitals during cunnilingus.

"Saad disappeared off with that girl last night."
"Yeah man, I heard she was dishing out the ready brek."

by Sam E Dancer April 1, 2007