Northern rail

A Train Company in the North of England.

Known to have very old 1970 pacers trains that are uncomfortable and bumpy.

Northern railway is owned by Gova which owns Themeslink trains (based around London) Southern railway (Brighton area including London,Southampton,Hastings and more areas) Gatwick Express (Gatwick Airport) perfect train if you want to go to China or America and get brainwashed by CNN news.

Northern railway was also founded in 2004.

My HST train just skip Doncaster and it had 9 coaches.

Network rail now sends out a Northern Rail Pacer with 2 coaches.

We all now have to squeeze in a 2 car train.

by CorruptDetected July 22, 2021

Rail Rape

That moment when you land on an occupied monopoly railroad.

Tony spat profanities at Daniel as he was rail raped by his Reading Railroad

by CashMoneys420 July 20, 2016

Rail Trail

Found in Pound Town down the road from the Shag Shack, the Rail Trail serves the same purpose. A fictional place to fuck your woman.

"My and my lady gon' take a walk down the Rail Trail...might stop into Pound Town later this evening as well"

by Hooooooooooooooooover August 15, 2019

sparkle rail

when a girl is getting power railed in a warm environment and the sweat looks like glitter.

dude I sparkle railed that fugly chick in the hot baths 20 minutes ago

by sexwithamerica October 13, 2008

Rail jacking

Masturbating while laying on train tracks

“We caught Bryan rail jacking poor bastard nutted when the train hit him”

by Foul mouth farmer December 19, 2019

Tubby Rail

A common mispronounciation of "to be real". It seems to be related to Teletubbies sliding on a railing.

I think Teletubbies is okay, tubby rail.

by Doowopasaurus July 18, 2015

ck rail

A CK rail is two lines with cocaine one one side and ket on the other - one for each nostril. C is for coke, K is for ket, and rail is for the parallel lines. You snort it vertically down. Since one's an upper and the other is a downer so they balance out. Also numbs your entire face.

Simon: Dude I just did the fattest ck rail ever
Rob: I didn't even know you had ket

by Alwaysnowing June 6, 2019