queef cupping

making a bitch queef and throwing it in her face

queef cupping is when you cup a queef and throw it at her face while shouting "BOOYA!! (+100 man points)

by nikkisixx21 October 30, 2011

panic queef

the act of becoming incoherrently nervous thus producing stuttering speech and uncontrollable vaginal vibrating and farting.

our assistant, mariana, just got a 75 year old homosexual pervert's social security number wrong for the 7th time. as i was yelling at her she began to stammer and panic queef.

by meat lips 7 October 25, 2009

Re-queef

When a guy is eating out a girls pussy, she queefs in his mouth and the man holds the queef in his mouth, then with a forward thrusting motion he blows the queef back into her vagina. After the queef has been re-injected he fucks her which in turn makes a farting noise and ultimately re-queefing his lover.

i love to Re-queef

by Professor Masting Cold August 1, 2010

Duck Queef

A duck queef is a shot that contains ice tea vodka and lemon juice. If you go to a bar and they make you the more popular duck fart you should ask to talk to managment because you clearly said "duck queef." It results in free drinks!

Jimmy had too many duck queefs last night. Duck Queef all around.

by ColonialMaster October 23, 2011

Quarf

(N) A very loud and deep sounding queef.

Originated in 2006 when a female practiced to take in air through her vagina hole and push it out in a roaring manor.

After she let out a petite queef and I bursted into laughter; She showed me how loud she could quarf.

by I.A.MM. September 11, 2013

Quaffling

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.

guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.

by NotGriffin March 2, 2010

Quarfed

When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense.

After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asada burrito.

by Tobe Pierce August 4, 2008