Perched

Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.

I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game

by Perched April 1, 2017

Nick Porche

Sad excuse for a human being.

Nobody wants to be Nick Porche.

by singingbanana May 2, 2011

Porch Crawl

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.

Brain: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawl. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brain: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawl or something?

by Woods 2 February 12, 2009

porching

the act of sitting on a porch and talking, possibly devising the master plan. when all else fails, go porching and soon everyone will be content.

"bro whats going on tonight?"
"no idea, but we're porching now."
"straight. i'll be right there."

by tpow10292 January 2, 2010

perching

similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.

The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic.

I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.

by Patricio Finnegante July 18, 2011

purchis

a mispelt way of saying "purchase"

"I went to the store to Purchis things today"

"You mean purchase?"

by i cannot spekl May 12, 2021

drunkBay purchase

To buy something on eBay when you are so drunk A) you would have never have bought it sober or B) you don't remember buying it when you sober up.

The mailman just delivered something. I hope it isn't another one of your drunkBay purchases.

Q Where the hell did you get that ugly shirt?
A It was a drunkBay purchase

by Zadok the Priest March 25, 2008