Fudge-Puckery

To tighten ones anus half way through an especially large turd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be forced back into the sphincter painfully.

" hello. ambulance please. i have just tried to do a banging shat and i have suffered third degree fudge-puckery..."

by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009

Selfie Pucker

A Puckering of the lips and sucking in the cheeks in a fish like fashion before taking a selfie

My girlfriend always has a selfie pucker in every picture she texts me

by Breaking dancing on cardboard May 2, 2021

Mother-Pucker Punch

PAIN IN ASS MOTHER-IN-LAWS

When you are doing your mother-in-law doggie-style you then jam it in her ass. As she turns around puckered from pain you donkey-punch her in the mouth. Making this the MOTHER-PUCKER PUNCH.

by Mother-Pucker Punchers October 14, 2009

Pucker up

The firn of when you're pussy/bussy/ass is twitching.

Broooooooooooo last night she would pucker up alllllll the time!

by 12398767 January 2, 2022

fig pucker

The face made when a sour fig is eaten; one who resembles such a face.

That guy's a real fig pucker.

by Mr. Ray September 23, 2008

puckerbushknob

A place you go when you don't want anybody to know where you're at. (puck-er-bush-nob)

My annoying friend Billy asked me where i was going. So he wouldn't know, i said, "to puckerbushknob ".

by Bobby Wiseman June 9, 2008

PUCKERED PORTHOLE

ANUS

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE THE WEASEL WITH YOUR PUCKERED PORTHOLE?

by GRRNESSS August 14, 2008