Public Proximity Violation

When in a public place with plenty of open seats, a person chooses to sit right next to you for no viable reason.

I usually go to the library early Wednesday mornings since no one is there. Today, it was empty as usual but some creep committed a major public proximity violation and sat RIGHT NEXT to me at the huge table in the law area!

by Nuxodom December 13, 2009

proximity infatuation

An infatuation that develops out of close-quarters operation with another person.

"I swear I'm in love with this girl from Philosophy class. I've been sitting next to her for like three weeks and it's obvious we're meant for each other."

"Well do you know anything else about her? I bet you've just made up a life outside of class for her in your head. You're getting caught up in a short-sighted proximity infatuation man, just wait a couple weeks after class is over and you won't even remember her."

by SemperLieSuckah September 2, 2007

Proxymate

A second-rate companion, used solely for personal gain. Used only until something better comes along.

Susan didn't call all weekend, so I was forced to find a proxymate,

by Jamie Richardson December 9, 2008

Proxydexterous

The offloading of work to someone else. A person who is Proxydexterous is adept at passing off work to the hands of others. This will often be disguised or explained as delegation but is more likely to be exploitation of seniority or some other point of leverage

"The boss just dumped another pile of his work on my desk for me to do..."

"Yes, he does that to me too, he certainly puts his proxydexterous talent to frequent use"

by Skalyw@g August 26, 2014

proximitist

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.

I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.

by Further Away March 23, 2007

Proximute

Proximute is a french person who is attractive, sexy, and truly creative/charming. Proximute is more than a french person, he is a creator and a designer and he can create the most magnificent surf maps out there known to man (surf_depression)

Ian- yo guys did you about proximute's new map

Kirbo- hey proximute wanna collab and make a surf map?

Zeuse- proximute i love you

by Enigm_A August 6, 2017

Protyusha

A fun-loving, carefree and responsible girl.She is super-active. She always tries to save her friends from any trouble. If you mess with her you'll get what you can't even imagine.

Eg:-
Girl : I came first in a race
Boy : You are such a protyusha

by A classmate May 19, 2019