runner poop

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.

Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop

by dickyball June 22, 2010

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chipotle poop

The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.

Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.

by Aqwafor January 15, 2014

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anal poop

The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.

I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.

by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014

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magic poop

Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!

I just had a magic poop.

by Daphuk October 17, 2015

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Bubble poop

When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop

poop

So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"

by Bathroomjokes101 August 23, 2016

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