Prodouche

The name for an offspring of two people that everyone knows as douchebags, so the child is expected to be a super douche like them or just a regular douche, either way you're getting a douche for a son.

Joe: Hey dude, I heard Brad and Sarah want a baby
Mike: Really, shit they going to prodouche a smug annoying baby.
Joe: Tell me about it.

by Dumbinic December 7, 2009

Profoundities

Title of an upcoming book filled with inspirational, self-help, and motivational statements than will encourage the masses.

Example of Profoundities are like this - Anyone that says "Your past is not as important as your future" never had their credit checked...

by Birmingham Brown February 3, 2010

Pookout

Verb, when someone wants to participate in a favored activity with friends, but because of conflict with spouse or work, does not.

He had to Pookout on the poker game in order to go to brunch with the inlaws.

by Socopoker January 10, 2014

Prodouche

An obnoxious egotistical vegetarian.
It is a combination of the word Douche and Produce

Christian: Are you gonna eat that asparagus? Cause if you don't you're a fat ass. And I'm beautiful. Cause I don't eat meat.
Phil: Fuck off you fucking prodouche.

by Maximus the Destroyer February 28, 2016

Pronouncacation

Pronounce

U need to go to a pronouncacation class

by Kasiyah August 13, 2018

pronounciater

A native or fluent English speaker who unironically uses unique or bizarre pronunciations. Examples: em-PHA-sis on the wrong syl-LA-ble, styro-phone, Ge-AH-cities instead of GE-o-cities, or Pa-TRAY-on instead of PAY-tree-on for Patreon.

Note the more proper English spelling of this word would actually be "pronunciator."

I can't listen to that guy for more than a few minutes. My mom was an English teacher and he's a pronounciater. He makes me cringe.

by Butterflub December 18, 2020

Prodoubiousliy

An adjective that can be used in any sentence. Can be used in essays and formal letters.

I prodoubiousliy said hello.

I prodoubiousliy stomped my foot.

I was prodoubiousliy shocked.

by AliceKingsleigh March 2, 2021