poofter kat

A “poofter kat” is a person or object which is disliked, or which is felt to be stupid. Sometimes used as a reference to a homosexual.

The term originated from PK chewing gum, when someone tried to figure out what the initials PK stood for. For that reason, the word "kat" must always be spelt with a 'k', not a 'c'.

"This is a poofter kat of a game."
"Rocky is a bit of a poofter kat."

by arkanis50 January 7, 2005

proctsicle

A proctologist's finger just after it's been inserted and withdrawn from a patient's rectum

That proctsicle was finger-licking good.

by sexpissdull December 3, 2010

poofters

a group of homosexual and dumb individuals, that lack the mental ability to use their brain and common sense.

Nick and Andy are poofters, as they do not understand what homophobic means.
Daniel, Kyle and Will are all poofters as they lack any sort of common sense.

by hazzgitt March 2, 2020

Poofted

(v.) past tense. Some that has vanish or gone missing quickly. Often used when someone is taken by a ghost into the time-space-plane or when someone ducks into a side door without personal knowledge of them doing so.

"It poofted". (When "poofted" is said, one should use hand motions that bring the first together and then seperate and fan out when they collide)

by perigirin July 21, 2008

raving poofter

a homosexual who spends all his spare time at UV light raves.

"man, that guy wearing the tight pink shirt with the glowsticks is such a raving poofter."

by shaina moult May 4, 2008

poofter

someone with poofish tendancies

hes such a poof

by partner August 18, 2003

PROCTOLOGIST

Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!

Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.

by Big Turd Burgler April 10, 2008