Procrastination Chores

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.

Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."

by Dballa October 1, 2010

Procremation

The view that burial is a waste of space.

Son: Dad, where would you like to be buried?
Dad: I believe in procremation, son, so scatter me over the sea.

by jozi07 October 6, 2010

Procrastinationitis

A disease caused by Procrastination. One who suffers from procrastinating in excess.

He never does anything on time, he must suffer from Procrastinationitis.

by LiLi77 January 2, 2011

Procrastistudy

When you say you're going to study all day for an upcoming test but most likely you study while listening to OFWGKTA or take long breaks from studying and eat cheez nips.

Guy: How did the AP Government studying go kid

Kid: I dunna know Guy I procrastistudy the whole damn day I hope I don't put down Free Earl as an example of political activism.

by Babysnatcha May 27, 2011

procreation station

The place where you bring girls to get some action. Should be someplace like the couch in your basement or the back seat or your car.

Guy 1: hey man you taking a trip to the station tonight?

Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!

Guy 1: nice how far you going?

Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!

by cheese16 October 10, 2011

Proctologized

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...

"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"

by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011

Procrastacleaning

Cleaning in an attempt to delay or postpone action; put off doing something by cleaning.

At assessment time Maggie would often find herself procrastacleaning.

Procrastacleaning is something many people find themselves doing when avoiding other more unpleasant tasks.

Collin spent the whole day procrastacleaning his apartment.

by Maggie Moth November 10, 2011