Partho Principle

Pronounced "puh-REH-toh". Not to be confused with the less uncommonly-known "Pareto Principle".

The Partho Principle is the assertion that probability P is equal to one-half (1/2).

It is derived (P = 1/2) from the equation PP are one (PP = 1).

Go ahead, Google it: "Partho Principle"

...a few moments later...

Ohhh, you looked up "Pareto Principle", I was talkin about "Partho Principle".

by HyptonicChronic77 April 11, 2023

Vyda Principle

When something has no logical meaning and appears to be completely random - thus being impossible for rational people to understand.

How did this happen? It's just the Vyda principle again.

by Singapore Charlie October 25, 2012

Babysitter Principle

When criminally corrupt fascists are in charge of America

Donald Trump aka Casino Mobster hired numerous corrupt associates like Whiskey Pete Hegseth and "Not You" Tulsi Gabbard and Pam Bondi (currently stinking up government and committing felonies by the hour) who are acting like ornery toddlers whose babysitter is passed out drunk in the laundry room while kids in her charge are setting fire to the house. in other words, the Babysitter Principle means criminals are running the show and have absolutely no supervision over their malfeasance.

by Uncle Joosie September 20, 2025

Cinderella Principle

A Sequel in which the comic relief from the 1st movie becomes the main characeter

Cars 2 is a perfect example of the Cinderella Principle

by 8digyua8gya February 3, 2022

The Rat Stick Principle

You're cooked if you don't know what this is.

"How do I solve this problem?"
"Use the Rat Stick Principle."
"What's that?"
"You're cooked if you don't know what this is."

by The Rat Stick Method September 17, 2024

First principle

What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.

Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

fish principle

Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.

*shit happens*

*everyone whines*

Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."

*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."

*everyone else keeps whining*

by Jjshdddkdishbsbsjskshsbdbd September 21, 2013