columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

To Catch a Predator

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl

Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"

Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."

To Catch a Predator

by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019

Dio Predator

1. Noun- A divine life form with master adaptation and an unsermountable evolutionary level. generally on the level of a god. Not defined as one type of life form. Its form and power often vary often forming into the most dominate and most powerfull being around, able to counter inact any new variation or thing it encounters. also see predator dio

Dio predators are considered the ultimate life form because of their unpredictability and of the various forms that they can take. Also considered the most powerfull of all predator species they have the ability to become that which is considerd the level of the gods.

by MK March 21, 2005

Alien vs. Predator

When the two fattest, most hideous people you know hook up with each other

I witnessed Alien Vs. Predator when I walked in on Casey and Emily hooking up, and I immediately lost my eyesight and wept myself to sleep. I then contacted my therapist as I contemplated suicide, not being able to get that horrendous image out of my head.

by MitchMartinez333 April 6, 2009

Gaybook Predator

A male homosexual who utilizes the popular social network Facebook to make advances on his prey. Prey, in this case, are other members of Facebook that the Predator sees as desirable and available. The Gaybook Predator is characterized as having little concern for the privacy of others, freely making inquiries into the sexual preferences of others in an effort to see who he can hunt. After finding a target, he tends to make pseudo-friendly and vapid responses, to appear approachable, and make the prey feel more intelligent. The Gaybook Predator is consistently bad news.

Note: Definition is not necessarily related to the actual Gaybook.

Clarence: "There's this guy who keeps messaging me on Facebook. He kept asking me if I was guy, but he seems nice. Kind of dopy though"
Tom: "Gaybook Predator! AVOID AVOID AVOID"

by Cyrus0 August 18, 2011

david thomas preddy

A good looking, charming male, who is outstanding in bed. who is great there hands and most men like to hang out with and who most women are attracted too. The best bf a woman can have.

that guy is david thomas preddy i wish i was like him.

by davidtp March 2, 2010

Predaphile

Usually an older person around their fourties who enjoys hitting on and or making flirtacious and awkward comments to one who is far younger than them. Related to a cougar and a dirty old man. Except they are worse because they are terrible at hiding what they do and make it extremely obvious even to the person's significant other. They tend to be quite stupid as well.

A: "The barbie beezy at my boyfriends work was trying to hit on him while I was there! She's like in her fourties and completely plastic"

"EW what a predaphile!!"

"Yeah, no kidding. I wanted to punch her in the fake boob. I wonder if they'd pop!"

"They probably would..."

B: Predaphile-"so aren't you getting that tattoo soon"

Young man-"umm....why were you listening in on my conversation with my brother?"

Predaphile-"hahahaha oh you're so cute..."

Young man-"I have a girlfriend, you predaphile!"

by BlondeJay July 22, 2011