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pretend porn

Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.
Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot

ONE WEEK LATER

Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.
by Loberson June 1, 2016
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Pregenitas

A girl who has a penis on her thigh and puts it in her vagina then the does it so much that she gets pregnant with glue babies
That girl has pregenitas.
by BONELESS pizza August 16, 2017
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pretendimacy

To pretend to be intimate therefore living lawless to the Devine love that produces intimate encounter.
They were all living a false life full of pretendimacy.
by Dead Goats February 9, 2018
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present

1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.

3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
by NiceN0b0dy1 June 5, 2018
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Preeny

Celebrities and wannabees defined and obsessed with their brand and image.
The Kardashians are the most preeny family on the planet.

He fills his page with the most preeny selfies.
by Laughing ennui October 30, 2018
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Presentwat

Someone who delivers a presentation to an audience, but spends more time telling everyone how amazing he is, rather than talking about the thing he's expected to talk about.
"That dude on stage is a complete Presentwat"
by Wandster May 10, 2019
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pretendemic

1. A common and known virus used to scare a country/world of people into compliance.
2. The means by which ones government gains total and unquestioned control.
3. A made up reason a country's ruler's make believe is a reality so as to cause fear and segregation by the masses.

4. Control over all things.
5. The end of all freedoms.
6. The slavery of you children that is brought about by you week minded and sheer lack of will to stand up against tyranny.

7. The fault of each and every one of us.
Social distance is a direct result of our current pretendemic.
by Diecktag October 31, 2020
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