Pre-Stalk, Pre-stalker, Pre-stalking
A person who stalks you so much that they know where you are and will be at all times. So in an attempt to not be creepy, they will guess (correctly) where you will be and show up before you get there. This gives them the false feeling that they are not creepy when in all reality you understand they are only there to see you.
A person who stalks you so much that they know where you are and will be at all times. So in an attempt to not be creepy, they will guess (correctly) where you will be and show up before you get there. This gives them the false feeling that they are not creepy when in all reality you understand they are only there to see you.
-"Man I think shes pre-stalking me."
-"Why?"
-"Shes been following me alot and last night she showed up at the atmosphere concert when everyone knows she only likes opera."
-"haha man, sucks for you"
-"Why?"
-"Shes been following me alot and last night she showed up at the atmosphere concert when everyone knows she only likes opera."
-"haha man, sucks for you"
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Signs of a Pre-Wank:
1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45
if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible
Signs of a Pre-Wank:
1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45
if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible
Video Display: (a hairy-chested man with a bottle of lotion in hand)
Mike: PRE-WANK!
Patrick: Hit f9!
Mike: PRE-WANK!
Patrick: Hit f9!
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DIVORCEE'- "What are we gonna do? I stupidly signed that damn
pre-nup eight years ago.'The fuck was I thinking?"
ATTORNEY- "We're good.Courts care about the welfare of the
child over anything.Did I mention they don't
make you document where...or how you spend child
support payments? Little Emily is worth about
20 grand a month based on his present income.
The judge is a woman.I'll probably get you 25."
DIVORCEE'-"I think I love you."
ATTORNEY-"After this is over we'll do a weekend down in
St.Bartts.Bring your pill."
pre-nup eight years ago.'The fuck was I thinking?"
ATTORNEY- "We're good.Courts care about the welfare of the
child over anything.Did I mention they don't
make you document where...or how you spend child
support payments? Little Emily is worth about
20 grand a month based on his present income.
The judge is a woman.I'll probably get you 25."
DIVORCEE'-"I think I love you."
ATTORNEY-"After this is over we'll do a weekend down in
St.Bartts.Bring your pill."
by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006
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