Bag Press

The necessary procedure used on several types of candies such as M&M’s and Skittles in order to get the last one or two pieces out of the bag.

Jimmy said there were not any Skittles left, however when I executed the bag press I found there was one remaining.

by Nick Bodnar January 11, 2008

Bench press

A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.

Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof

by ™One December 4, 2018

pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

press the issue

pressing a gay nigga that’s talking on your name and basically calling you a bitch, “pressing the issue” is something instigators love

gay nigga 1: gay nigga 2 a bitch
gay nigga 2: huh?
crowd: dammmnnn
instigator: damnnn I wouldn’t let nobody call me gay fr fr, press the issue on that nigga!

instigators are very common in the 559 and could be found easily in any gay nigga house hold.

real

by gaynigga3 April 8, 2022

Pressed for juice

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is

Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.

by Datzabbadabbado March 8, 2019

hatteras press

The push ups you do to make your arm muscles flare before spending the day on the tank-top on a Hatteras in the Hamptons

Jason pumped out 50 Hatteras Presses so his pythons would pop for the ladies on the boat

by hansy f August 22, 2014