Pepper Potting

Using condiment bottles as dildos for sexual gratification.

John: Where is the ketchup bottle?
Lisa: It is in my room, I was pepper potting last night.

by jsf87 August 5, 2010

pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021

Plant Potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat March 7, 2010

pouring the cereal first

The best way to do it!!!! Pouring the milk first is freaking WRONG!!!!!

Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!

by anonymous May 21, 2018

boomer posting

When an internet user makes a political post with his caps lock left on. Usually regarding support for Israel, dog breeds, Reaganomics, or distain for millennials or ethnic minorities.

"i VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES. bUT THEN I REALIZED HE'S GOING TO DEPORT MY ILLEGALS SO NOW I DON'T SUPPORT HIM."

"Peek boomer posting"

by AllenRhodes July 25, 2018

Poutine queen

Used primarily in Canada, poutine queen refers to a gay male who is primarily attracted to French Canadian men.

Call me a poutine queen if you will, but that André Boisclair is quite a dish!

by Adam Hawkins July 21, 2006

pouring

Balling on anyone and everyone who tries to come close to you that is under your level

Larry is a bitch because he tries to flash with money when he doesn't make any money I am pouring because I make money and I don't have to flash with anyone else's money

by Shythedon September 2, 2017