Poopsie Daisy

1. Most common usage: When a person realizes they have to poop in the bathroom when they are only attempting a number 1.
2. When a person mistakenly makes a poop when it is not socially acceptable.

1. I thought I just had to take a pee, but once I got in the stall and started to pee I pulled a poopsie daisy and sat down to dump one out.
2. When I was on the treadmill I had a little poopsie daisy moment and had to run to the bathroom.

by tunarat February 24, 2014

pondo poops

The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.

The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!

by Camille Rat March 21, 2007

Poopsicle

When a man penetrates a woman's ass pulls it out and then has her suck on it

I gagged last night after he gave me a poopsicle.

by Swifty K September 11, 2009

Poops Mcgirdle

adj: The epitome of garbage; staight up trash

Marc: Yo bro, have you heard the new Fall Out Boy Cd?
Travis: Na, is it any good?
Marc: Na that shit is straight up Poops McGirdle, they sold out.

by T. Bone April 9, 2007

Poopsack

when someone is acting in a poop/shitty way

stop being a poopsack ahmad

by POOPSACKER22551131407R08871298 November 9, 2012

The Poopsicle

Take a piece of shit, freeze it, stab someone with the frozen shit, and fuck the whole made by stabbing them with the frozen shit.

I gave Nancy "The Poopsicle" and now she's in the ER!
Rob, you're fucked up.

by ObamasAnkles February 26, 2011

poopshoes

a petty insult, equivalent to calling someone a nonce, an idiot, a dummy, a meanie...etc. Originated by one Peter Vites in high school. I'm pretty sure this is the only thing he ever said to me over the course of four years. It's brilliant.

Joe: Tammy, that dress looks horrible on you and it makes your butt look so fat!
Tammy: Joe, you poopshoes!

by theoriginalpoopshoes January 15, 2014