by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009
Get the Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology mug.Paolo is a bit retarded, but he has a very warm and nice personality. Sometimes you wonder if Paolo is joking he is being so dumb, but he definitely has times where he surprises everyone and is smart. If your name is Paolo you definitely get 1000 of chicks and you definitely are a 10/10. If you are a Paolo and reading this just know that you are super sexy and abuse the power of being a Paolo.
by daddy beef curry June 16, 2021
Get the Paolo mug.Polocrosse captures the prestige of the two most exclusive sports in the world: Polo and Lacrosse. Played on a horse and with a lax wand, polocrosse takes exclusivity to a whole new realm of prestige, making traditional laxers and polo players look like mere mortals. To play polocrosse you must have awesome dangling skills and you must be very affluent as you are expected to own no less than 12 polocrosse (not polo) horses. The number and quality of girls willing to hook up with polo-x players puts laxtitutes to shame, which is an added benefit.
Girl: "I would definately hook up with that laxer if he dangled on a horse"
Girl 2: "Definately, polocrosse is so hot"
Girl 2: "Definately, polocrosse is so hot"
by New Canaan PoloX April 29, 2011
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Get the polo boy mug.the act of clicking your car's keyless entry remote to listen for your alarm beep in order to help find where you parked
"After playing carco polo for twenty minutes in the mall's parking lot, I finally reached my vehicle."
by Michael Bukakis May 12, 2010
Get the carco polo mug.Combination of both the shirt and the person wearing it when said shirt is a polo shirt and said person is a complete douchebag. This douchebag will always be wearing a polo shirt usually of Abercrombie or Hollister origins. 99% of the time the collar on the d-bag's shirt will be "popped" making the douchebag look like even more of a complete tool. Often, a polo-douche will wear more than one polo shirt with every shirt's collar popped. This can mean up to about 8 polo shirts on one douchebag. A polo-douche (PD) can be quickly recognized if you see a guy with an obvious fake tan who is wearing sunglasses inside or at night. A person can be a douchebag without being a PD if he does not wear polo shirts, but if said douchebag usually wears polos and missed a day (most likely because he forgot to make his girlfriend do his laundry) he is still classified as a PD. The worst kind of PD's you will ever meet are the PD's from New Jersey (America's garbage dump). These people should be avoided at all costs. There is one other thing to note, although it probably seems like every person wearing a polo shirt is a douchebag and consequently a PD, that is not the case. The other kind of person you will see wearing a polo shirt is a nerd. Nerds in polo shirts are easily identified because the buttons on the shirt will be buttoned all the way up, the collar will not be popped, the shirt will be tucked in, and there will be a pocket protector in the shirt's pocket. Avoid these people too.
John: Hey dude, we should see if that guy wants to get in on our game of beach soccer.
Wally: No way brah, did you see what he is wearing? That guy is obviously a polo-douche. He won't want to get sand on him. He just got done fake tanning and the sand will stick to the tanning lotion.
Girl One: I can't believe I dated that guy for a year! He's such a polo-douche!
Girl Two: I know! He was always more worried about his Abercrombie polo shirts than he was about you. What a douchebag!
Girl One: Not a douchebag, a polo-douche.
Wally: No way brah, did you see what he is wearing? That guy is obviously a polo-douche. He won't want to get sand on him. He just got done fake tanning and the sand will stick to the tanning lotion.
Girl One: I can't believe I dated that guy for a year! He's such a polo-douche!
Girl Two: I know! He was always more worried about his Abercrombie polo shirts than he was about you. What a douchebag!
Girl One: Not a douchebag, a polo-douche.
by AtownDbag October 20, 2012
Get the polo-douche mug.Breakfast drink consisting of Polish Vodka, V-8 Vegetable juice, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and lemon. Served with garnish of pickled onion and cured meat (preferably Kielbasa)
by Polish Drunk March 17, 2011
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