poofer

a person who suddenly disappears and then reappears out of nowhere

izzy: "where did Matilda go?"

matilda: "over here?"
izzy: how did you get there?"

matilda: "im just a really talented poofer

by I.Didnt.Do.It July 10, 2018

Pooped on

Not literally being pooped on but destroyed in a fight or an argument

That dooode got pooped on

by Mulkey J January 11, 2019

Pooted

It just means farted.

I had gas, so I pooted.

by JoDamMammy February 25, 2019

Pooled

When a girl is texting you, but all she wants to do is play 8 ball.

Nate: “Bro this girl keeps leading me on....”
Cam: “Just don’t get pooled man”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

poofer

a small woofer

"awww look at that adorable poofer!"

by Lemmon_drops March 19, 2019

Pooped the Tiger

When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.

Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.

Or:

Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.

(See tiger-tail)

by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019