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Politician

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(of a person) needlessly and intrusively bringing politics into a conversation.
I will gouge my eyes out if you bring society into this one more time, you politician!
by KannaKandy February 3, 2025
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Politicians

No different than people who sit around and argue with people on reddit. And I'm pretty you've been sitting around playing golf and going to cocktail parties so you aren't in a position judge some 35 year old living of HIS PARENTS AND NOT THE TAX PAYERS
Hym "Because AS POLITICIANS you are necessarily LIVING OFF THE TAX PAYERS YOU RETARDED FILTH. Being a politician is nothing more than retiring early but controlling other people's like and then siphoning off their labor into your own bank account and laughing about it while you use that tax money to commit insider trading and NOW... GET YOU CONSTITUENCIES KIDS KILLED! Great joke shithead!"
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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Polifictionalizing

The act of interpreting, explaining, or re-framing real-world political events, ideologies, or figures through the lens of fictional narratives—especially those from pop culture like movies, comic books, fantasy novels, or TV shows.
• Comparing politicians to fictional heroes or villains (e.g., calling someone a “real-life Thanos” or “like Palpatine”).
• Using fictional dystopias to comment on current policy.
• Recasting real political debates within the moral or narrative structure of a fictional universe.
Social media is full of people polifictionalizing the election, turning every candidate into some kind of superhero or supervillain.”
“The article was less journalism and more polifictionalizing—comparing climate policy to scenes from ‘The Hunger Games.’”
“He’s brilliant at polifictionalizing complex policies, making them feel like plot points in a Netflix series everyone’s already emotionally invested in.”
by Urban Neologist July 5, 2025
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Politicianist

Answering without answering. Similar to the Fallacy of Evasion.
Steve: Hey, Joseph, what are your thoughts on the current president?
Joseph: Due to my current situation, I am not fully informed on the matter, but I believe it’s important to consider all perspectives and recognize that leadership is complex and multifaceted.
Steve: So... you don't have an opinion?
Joseph: I cannot reduce such a nuanced topic to a simple answer.
Steve: Wow, you just gave a politicianist answer.
by Carte January 9, 2026
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Polivision

Polivision is overwhelming in Minnesota today.
by MeWebster January 11, 2026
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brokeback politician

Used to describe politicians of any party who use the phrase 'washington is broke' in order to get elected. Derogatory term.
Only a brokeback politician would stoop to that level.
by soso50 October 13, 2010
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Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.
You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag
by Qualdo October 31, 2010
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