A group of females that pay too much attention to the sexual behaviors of other females. Can be known to make slutty girls feel awkward in social situations by extended staring, excessive eye rolling and screaming obscenities such as "Whore!"
by jazzyfizzle83 July 29, 2009

by KYMBEAR December 28, 2005

The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping
Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
by BIGSEANDAWG1 March 27, 2020

(n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Me: Yo, did you see Steven dancing with the Grease Police last night?
Friend: No, I was so drunk I had no idea.
Friend: No, I was so drunk I had no idea.
by shortyalert November 24, 2010

im calling the weed
by PartayKittay September 17, 2019

It was all Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth ‘til the fight broke-out and, next thing I knew, it was Police Navidad.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 27, 2011
