poleference

Poles for the new covered walkway at a primary school have been placed in the middle of the existing handball squares.

When the poles get in the way, of the handball game, the kids call out “poleference”.

by LINDAVID May 1, 2023

Poltergeisting

When someone has no interesting in going on another date but keeps texting like they do.

Ug, this guy says he wants to go out, but anytime I ask when, he says he's busy. I think he's poltergeisting me

by ToxxicGlitter June 18, 2023

Poltergeist

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.

known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.

currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.

"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."

"same old guy."

by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023

palfers

An old grandmothers fat flaps

“My grandmother has palfers”

by Gibby458 July 21, 2024

Polterstink

(a combination of the word poltergeist and stink): an odor so foul and pungent, that its very scent cannot be simply taken away by destroying what it has seeped into and disposing of the remains, for the very stink has intertwined with time and space itself, therefore, for all eternity, there will always be a faint hint of the stink in that place.

Gary: "Dude, the Dunlap's house finally got bulldozed after everyone complained to the city about the stench, but they're building a new house on the land, so it'll finally start smelling better around here."
Mary: "Nah, I wouldn't trust it. There's probably still a polterstink still lingering."

by hanz wormy November 5, 2023

poltergay

A type of poltergeist that only can influence phalic shaped objects.

Oh no, the poltergay made my vibrators float again!

by CaptainFlannel February 6, 2024

Poltergasm

To have sexual relations with a spirit demon either physically or mentally until the point of climax

Lily walked into the room and felt a strange cold breeze on her neck as the spirit pinned her to the bed and pleased her until poltergasm

by Jeffery jinglehymer-smith December 8, 2023