Polish Briefcase

A plastic bag.

Jaro turned up with his tools in a Polish Briefcase.

by Timo3 November 6, 2009

polishing the banister

1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore

(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.

by Izaak June 26, 2008

Polish wheelbarrow race

That's when u don't use your hands to carry the women or man to there destination

I gave that chick a hell of a Polish wheelbarrow race , you better believe she left skid marks at the finish line!

by Sweet persuasions February 18, 2018

Can't polish a turd

No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.

Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'

by AnaleTaart August 15, 2011

poyish

Poyish, People who are awsome and go to shows. A positive comment.

That dood is poyish for sure.

by Carter April 20, 2006

polishing the torpedo

1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008

Polishits

A type of sickness, symptoms include: getting sick of all the 2008 election TV coverage, getting sick of everyone talking about the 2008 election, getting sick of arguing about the 2008 election, getting sick of everyone filling up message boards with their opinions about the 2008 election to a point where it creates anger, nausea, frustration, or just not giving a shit anymore.

Man, Fred got a bad case of polishits after watching that CNN newsroom report on the Democratic/Republican National Convention.

by Satchel4 November 4, 2008