big kid pants

What a lot of people need to put on.

"Put on your big kid/girl/boy pants" means that the person who is being referred to is being immature and childish and won't man up.

"Matt challenged Jim to a fight for insulting his mother."

"I heard he wasn't going to show."

"Really? Jim needs to put on his big kid pants and take responsibility for his stupid actions."

by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 October 22, 2009

shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

dark pants time

When you are so excited that you may mess you pants, hence, you need dark pants.

WHen I saw her bend over, I knew it was dark pants time.

by sneekix September 15, 2006

paintstick

This is a device found in hardware stores. It normally sucks paint up the tube in order to be released at the users control onto a roller and then applied to a flat surface. It can also be used for the application of staining decks. The more common use among college kids is to fill it with various types of alcohol. The paintstick holds about 15 ounces of liquid. The paintstick has the advantage over the beerbong because it can use pressure in addition to gravity. The paintstick needs to be filled from a pitcher first, so it is slightly more time consuming. Its basic function could replace the beerbong completely if desired. It is often used as a supplement to those who want to try something new and have a high ability to chug. The current world record holder for the paintstick is probably E.J.

Wilbert: I gotta slam these beers before the game starts, do you guy have a beerbong?
Robby: No, but we have a paintstick. It does the same job but faster.

by Joseph Ihrke March 26, 2008

poopy pants

Being upset with a bitter look on your face in the same manner as a baby with a full diaper.

Sheila looked like Mrs. Poopy Pants when she didn't get a Louis Vuitton purse for Christmas.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

tight pants kid

Someone who is wearing pants so tight it is obnoxious. Age is irrelevant.

"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"

"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."

by Limblessless December 22, 2007