Tooth-Pinting

The act of sticking the end of a toothbrush through the fly in one’s underwear, positioning it where the shaft of the penis meets the base, and moving it up and down to wiggle the penis around.

“Yo we just caught Griffin Tooth-Pinting bro”

by sudosience February 18, 2025

Pint of no return

The point while eating a pint of ice cream after which the only reasonable course of action is to finish the entire pint of ice cream and feel like a pig rather than putting the remaining ice cream back in the freezer

Susan had only wanted to eat a single serving of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream with her late-night Gilmore Girls marathon, but unable to stop herself, she soon crossed the pint of no return.

by Atticus_21 June 13, 2018

john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 11, 2023

pint junkie

A person who drinks a minimum of 2 pints of beer every time they go to a pub or bar

I was once, but no longer am, a pint junkie

by Sexydimma May 16, 2017

few pints

Going out for a quiet night and end up absolutely twisted.

Ah lads we just going out for a few pints tonight. "Proceeds to go black out."

by Mr Pintman June 29, 2023

pint pounder

Someone who loves a good pint (of beer). This person drinks pints often and quickly.

“That Michael is a real pint pounder ey? Ah but sure it’s his birthday, let the man drink! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL MC!!”

by thedumbbummblebee February 26, 2024

fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023