nine percenter

Someone who identifies with being racially white. Also known as a Niner. The nine percent being the number of white people estimated to be in the world

You sure about him./He looks a little on the dark side.
No sweat, he's a Niner. nine percenter

by Schlimm Jim April 24, 2016

twenty percenter

The 20% of Americans who still approve of Bush's job performance.

Hey, I bet that Moran guy is a twenty percenter!

by The other eighty percent October 16, 2008

99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.

'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

pervent

a percent pervert

man 1: hey its 69 finally!

man 2: eww nasty

man 1: no my music download is finally at 69%. you pervent

by jonathan92c October 28, 2008

dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007