0 Percent

A phrase used by fuck boys typically named Jon, who may also go by Jono or Jonny.

Person one: I bet you banged that sloot last night.
Jon: Oh no man 0 percent, 0 percent.

by Dillweedman420 June 12, 2016

Extra Cellular Perception

The phenomenon that occurs with your cell phone when you hear it ring or feel it vibrates right before you receive a call.

Mike: "Holy hell!"

Pete: "What?"

Mike: "I felt my phone go off, then I got a call. It's like I have extra cellular perception!"

by Randy 440 January 28, 2008

slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

percico

The ship name of Nico di Angelo and Percy Jackson from the Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus series. It's non-canonical.

- "Nico is such a little sweet cinnamon roll!
- "I know, right?
- "I've read a Percico fanfiction yesterday and it was sooo cute!"
- "You ship Percico? Not Solangelo? Alright, we can't be friends anymore."

by DeadAutumn November 11, 2017

J. Percy Page High School

J. Percy Page High School is a high school located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The "J" has been presumed to stand for jail. The teaching staff mostly consists of (but not limited to) racists, communists, and pricks. Two of the most common occurrences include being cut in front of at the line in the cafeteria by kids much cooler than you, and/or holding open a double-door for some chick who will just end up using the other door, ignoring you, because she's just way too hot for your courteous gestures. The majority of the students at this school are morons who can't stop talking about weed, partying, and shitty Import cars.

Attending J. Percy Page High School was the absolute worst decision I had ever made in my entire life. Most of my time was spent coupled with kids in remedial classes because the teachers there had failed to realize that I did not belong there, but that I was just lazy. I would spend my days sitting at the back of the room, all by myself, completely alone, listening to people talk about shit that made me want to stick my entire fucking body in an industrial meatgrinder. My bouts of happiness would come from excusing myself to use the washroom, just so I could rub one out, or, roaming the halls in between classes trying to make meaningful eye contact with some other lost soul who could feel my pain, and swallow my gargantuan load. Oh, and just incase you were wondering, I never did find that person. With the exception of the always awesome Mr. Mitchell (best teacher in the Known Universe nominee for sure) who was always kind to a skinny, brown and overly tall weirdo such as myself, everyone who has, is or will step foot in this place is a complete asswipe. Even after having left this place two years ago, I still feel an urgency to let the Universe know my story. Whether you read this five months from now, five years from now, or even five hundred years from now, whatever you do, do NOT go to J. Percy Page High School.

by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011

Percolation

Drunk as hell. A person does not percolate or become percolated. Instead, they reach the point of a drunken stupor and are "on percolation."

Woke up in the morning on percolation..." E-40, "Smebbin

by Tre Dizzle June 9, 2011

Percy Jackson

The cheekiest male model demigod in existence. Nuff said.

Omg Percy Jackson is so hot

by Greekgeek001 April 12, 2019