Making A Pearl

An act, committed by a male, that results in bitch-like behavior, which can only logically be explained by having sand in his vagina.

Travis has been whimpering in his room making a pearl ever since Tom pooped the bed.

by RMC1 October 21, 2010

Dark Pearl

A Legend of the online game, Runescape.

Wow, it's Dark Pearl!11

by ImBoredYo February 25, 2008

making pearls

To have sand in one's vagina. To complain or whine about everything.

Hey, quit making pearls. If we all work together, this will get done a lot faster.

by bubblet August 19, 2008

Pearl Jam

The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.

"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."

by the truth about james April 25, 2017

Pearl Bag

The male equivalent of Blue Waffle disease often found in female genitalia, common symptoms that effect men include swollen and often pale wart-like growths on the testicals, hence, Pearl Bag

Ahhh lad he had to swerve work, his bollocks kicked off like a bad Pearl Bag, even the doctor can't be arsed

by Mac Elih August 5, 2017

Trout Pearls

A womans vaginal dingle berries

The force of his penis in her behind created an explosion of trout pearls on her chicken hair.

by Wustah999 July 22, 2018

Golden pearl

When a woman gets a "golden shower" after a "cream pie"

She got 5 golden Pearl's in one night!

by Nyceguy September 19, 2018