Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 11, 2015

Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

Pear (SWBG)

Pear is one of the audience members from Shovelwares brain game. Known to disrupt the show to spit out his “critical” opinions.
He’s also well known for being both gay and British. As he has been seen kissing men before.

1: hey, do you see Pear (SWBG) over there?

2: yeah. I saw him kiss a men earlier
1: ah. Yes, that would make sense. Pear loves kissing men after all!

by The aubergine man July 12, 2023

Pear pear

Pear pear is a wonderful person who has a great personality and every time u see her you are smiling

I love pear pear

by Cart November 22, 2021

Mega pear

A woman who has massive thick thighs, legs hips and ass. Her upper body from head to the start of her tummy is average. A circumference of at least 6 feet around her body.

I was at Walmart getting groceries. This woman waddled by me , she was a mega pear !

by Herman Hairdo December 22, 2021

pear

bad; not good

your so pear bro

by H00ps2K June 2, 2025

Pear Jawn

A Korean-pear flavored water-ice called TankBoy usually stored in flexible plastic tube-like bottle. It is very sweet and taste exactly like Korean-pears.

Next time, I'm going to H-Mart by myself so I can eat all five pear jawns by myself.

by reyalpratiug May 15, 2011