porridge

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I likes to eat porridge

by Suprflyz March 19, 2003

porridge

Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.

<Dumbkid1> I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111
<me> PORRIDGE?
or:

<idiot>Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
<me>....Do you actually think I give a porridge?

by kut_kraz February 2, 2005

porridge muncher

To go down on (felate) your mate's (friend's) girlfriend or recently ex girlfriend.
(in that he may have consumed some of your semen).

You went down on my ex?
You're a porridge muncher!
You munched my porridge, ah ha. Porridge muncher.

Or
He went down on your girl?
What a porridge muncher.

by XSorXpire September 7, 2006

porridge

Yucky crap. Blegh. Oatmeal, however... =)

J: Eat porridge!
K: *dies*

by Rath Illuser September 9, 2004

paggered porridge

An assortment of various queers churned spunk that dribbles out of a minceing anal cock-pit after he's been bummed daft and left in a heap like a cock gagging spunk dump

The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter

by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 23, 2014

Whipping someone else’s porridge

Whipping someone else’s porridge Is when you have sex with a girl just after someone else came in her.

John was Whipping someone else’s porridge

by My Man Jerry January 14, 2018

Prick Porridge

Cum,Semen,Jizz,man milk,sperm,spooge

i powerfully plunge my pulsing pecker into your poop producer, pulverizing your pancreas producing pain and pleasure, profusely propelling prick porridge

by BrenanC August 12, 2008