Mr Parker

A idiot who has no eyebrows and likes looking at girls in a weird way. He gives you exams for an irrelevant subject that nobody cares about and you almost wanna slap across the face when you see his non eye-browed head. Then he makes you do a page of homework every week despite the lessons having to be practicals he treats it like a english lesson. So if you see him slap him. Then reply saying you were attempting a fake drama punch.

No eyebrows and he is very boring it can only be a Mr Parker!!!

by DoctorColesminion123 November 11, 2019

Ms. Parker

Hottie neighbor who dresses and behaves provacatively in everyday situations such as gardening or checking the mail.

Coined from the movie Friday starring Ice Cube...ministers wife, Ms. Parker, did her gardening in hot shorts, bending over everytime Ice Cube walked by.

by Rottie_Grrrl August 12, 2007

Nosey Parker

Someone who is extremely nosey to the point of being an intrusive asshole.

giddy up outta here you nosey parker!

by Melodic January 5, 2017

dorothy parker

An absolutely amazing poet and woman. She coined many terms like "ball of fire", "are moderne", "one night stand" and "chain of daisies." She was awesome.

Dorothy Parker was a poet and writer in the Jazz Age of America.

by Emily Claire January 6, 2008

Parker moment

That moment when Parker

Parker: “bro does anyone have a charger my phones dead.”
Me: “Parker moment.”

by Pog69 November 6, 2020

Parker ride

When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't

Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride

by Big dick man 666 69 420 November 12, 2019

pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011