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Porch Panda

Someone who is half Asian, half black.

From porch monkey and panda
"That lazy porch panda, Li Hong Shabazz, just hangs around the projects playing his damn violin!"
by Swamp Ninja August 22, 2004
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Sand Panda

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."
by Kayke July 8, 2010
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Panda

a retarded fucking song by some bitch that sounds like future, but really isnt
and people only like it for the beat because the beat is fire af, but the lyrics need google translate and jesus.
*Loud ass bitch in the background that sounds like he killing every fucking body*

Bitch that sounds like future: "Panda panda panda panda. I got broads in atlanta, fjjhhetiydbfimhgct...."
by Fxxk it May 11, 2016
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Pancake your yam sack

The act of transforming a man's genitals into round, flat objects resembling pancakes. Usually accomplished through the application of extreme force delivered via a baseball bat or one's knee, foot, fist, or elbow.
Betsy said, "Owen, I haven't told you this before, but I have a 3rd degree black belt in Karate. If you don't keep your distance from me I will seriously pancake your yam sack."
by NIIC-T August 27, 2008
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pandamal

1. (n) The animal commonly known as a panda.

2. (n) Something embodying characteristics of a panda; endangered, passive, celibate, not concerned with own species' survival.

3. (adj) pandamally In a manner alike or reminiscent of a panda.
Stop being such a damn pandamal and have some sex!

You're such a party pandamal. It's no fun to go out with you.

Motocross is fun to watch, but don't you find it a bit pandamal?

Your pandamal magnetism is why you're not getting laid.
by BKDay December 10, 2010
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Pancake Treason

When you do not eat pancakes on "Pancake Day".
Dad: It's Pancake Day what topping do you want on your pancakes?

Son: No thanks, I'll have waffles.

Dad: You can't want that, that's an act of pancake treason
by sieffy13 February 12, 2013
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panda pounder

A white man who explicitly dates/fucks asian chicks.
"Hey bro, do you know Nick?"
"Black-Nick?"
"Nah, regular Nick."
"Oh yeah, that bitch always got a chink on his dick. Fucking panda pounder needs to get his head of the rice bowl."
by Jiggaboo Jumbalaya June 18, 2015
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