paint a bitch

To shoot someone

Dizzee Rascal - "Fix Up, Look Sharp"
Fix up look sharp
Don't make me paint a bitch
Something get dark
Hear the bang, see the spark
Duck down, lay down just (get on down)

by Whitey3 March 8, 2009

Paint the tip

It is when having anal sex and you leave feces on the dick, or the "tip"

Guy 1: Dude, I was so deep and then my dick slipped out and he painted the tip.

Guy 2: Man, I hate when they paint the tip!

by brtndude89 November 2, 2009

paint dat ho

When a male reaches orgasm he directs the flow of his semen all over the female's body, typically using vertical paintbrush motions. Ejaculation may be directed at the females face.

Lil' Rapper: I said bitch, drop it real low
Ugh, watch me paint dat ho
Young Rapper: Hit her wit dat whitewash
dat whitewash

by rkt5 May 23, 2010

paint water

what my hand seems to gravitate towards instead of my tea when I'm painting.

whoops! I drank some delicious paint water. time to go to the ER!

by 6699442200 June 28, 2020

paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003

paint brush

An instrument used for painting.

I used a paint brush to paint my picture of a grain of sand.

by Egbert October 18, 2003

paint the bathroom a new color

The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.

Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"

Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"

by kalcorn August 26, 2005