Paddle Boat

Placing you face/head between a woman's breasts and manually slapping yourself with her breasts.

Hunny my tits hurt from last night paddle boating adventure

by death earneck August 21, 2010

puddled

puddled - though more common words are used to describe the act of sex. this one raises an eyebrow or two. You may use this word when trying to confuse someone, or insult someone larger then you, for they may not know immediatly that you are deserving a beating.

1. I puddled your mom...
2. Allen, I puddled your mom.
3. guess what I did last night...I puddled your face.

by tequilaeric May 22, 2007

paddlefile

a slang word for men who like lil' girls.
its what the gansters use nowadays in ol' country, and the hood of compton.

Man that guy is such a paddlefile with his squinty evil eyes of lust for that underage girl.

by B rocky lee December 28, 2007

Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.

Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.

by MMP38 October 21, 2011

Paddlehands

Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.

Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS

by Turdburglar April 18, 2012

paddle duck

dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance

ricky (paddle duck) sbragia

by donald duck 2 May 11, 2009

paddle wheeling

Putting your face in between butt cheeks while shaking your head vigorously side to side and blowing.
(Similar to Motor Boating)

Andy likes paddle wheeling heather and she loves it.

by Mloos May 30, 2014