Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.
Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"
by Grandsire November 16, 2018
Presentation of Mary Academy (P.M.A.) is the worst school, worse than prison. The principle is a money hungry, sexist, and unfair gremlin. The middle school is a shitshow, and the food is half-cooked garbage. Classrooms are stinky and musty. The given computers are cheap chrome books with no learning applications beside google. You don’t learn anything from the “special” classes, and most of the “special” teachers are uneducated. Technology in this school is uncommonly used by students. If you’re educated or talented, P.M.A. doesn’t care about your education and will pit you aside, especially you’re a boy.
I’m going to get expelled because I spoke my opinion on the education at Presentation of Mary Academy as a educated, male student.
by ProCurryMuncher May 04, 2022
When your stoner friends give you a bag of ganja for christmas or at least get you high for the hoildays.
Willie Nealson gives the best cannamas presents out for the holidays last year we got a bag of cannabis wraped with a bow. plus he kinda looks like a stoned santa
by zachwarhawk November 30, 2010
by Clown from the trash dimension August 20, 2022
by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017
Get the good present instead of that shitty mug.
It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.
Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:
A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.
Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:
A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.
RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837
YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP
SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD
TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY
CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN
LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.
Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh
I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.
BUS 837
YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP
SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD
TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY
CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN
LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.
Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh
I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.
by METE MEAT MEET May 16, 2021