virgin in practice

A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.

*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.

**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.

gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 05, 2017
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morning practice

When you get up early to practice eating out that pussy.
Hey yo I have have this girl coming over tomorrow I should get in my morning practice so I'm ready.
by Ripm8123 December 12, 2016
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practical chunder

When you know you've had too much to drink at a party and understand that you will eventually vomit, so you induce the vomit beforehand in a tactical manner.
"I know Kevin has been in the bathroom for a while. I bet he went for a practical chunder before we get in the taxi."
by Ambee3 September 18, 2018
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Practical Deistology

Practical Deistology is the practical area of deistology that seeks on putting the technodeist technologies and technologies for search for extraphysical beings in practice, the elaboration of experiments related to the search for extraphysical beings and the experimentation and/or analysis of the hypothesis related to extraphysical life forms.
"Practical deistology is a really based area of study, but it will probably only start to be developed like in 10-20 years from now such as the whole technodeist movement and the deistological area."

"Practical deistology might be the last hope of spiritual people and of several other groups to find out if extraphysical beings and life really exist or not, such as the whole existence of extraphysical worlds and dimensions."
by Full Monteirism March 06, 2021
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Devices and Practices

In cock and ball torture, similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.
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Resolveational Practice

Resolveational Practice
noun
Pronunciation: \ri-ˈzäl-və-ˈā-shnəl ˈprak-təs\

1. A structured, intentional daily routine focused on creating, reflecting on, and reaffirming resolveations—firm statements of resolve and commitment to personal values, goals, and actions. This practice emphasizes the alignment of one’s will, thoughts, and behaviors with their desired outcomes, promoting continuous personal growth and self-evolution.

2. A reflective and action-oriented discipline where individuals regularly assess their progress and consciously make decisions that align their daily habits with long-term aspirations. Utilizing resolveations as guiding principles, this practice fosters personal transformation and the cultivation of a purposeful life.

3. A dynamic practice that integrates willations (purposeful actions) and willset (the strength and direction of will) into one’s daily routine, ensuring that personal resolve aligns with conscious action. This practice often involves meditation, journaling, and goal-setting as tools for transforming thoughts into decisive actions.

4. The foundation for creating a personal or family resolveationary—a living document of resolveations passed down to future generations, documenting key commitments and values.
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"As part of his resolveational practice, he began building a resolveationary journal to pass down as a family heirloom."

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"Incorporating willations into her resolveational practice helped her maintain the discipline needed to achieve her long-term goals."

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"His resolveational practice helped him break old habits and replace them with purposeful actions that brought him closer to his life’s vision."

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"Through my resolveational practice, I reaffirm my commitment to personal growth and align my actions with my core values every morning."
by Possibility Advocate September 16, 2024
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