Strictly Platonic

A Craigslist term meaning "creepy as hell".

Strictly Platonic:

SWM seeks intimate backrubbing sessions with SBF. Deformities a plus. Just conversation! I've been dumped too many times.

by T. Barr July 1, 2008

Gin & Platonic

The act of going for drinks with someone you know is attracted to you, who you have no feelings for.

Usually because you're lonely.

'What did you do at the weekend Steve?'

'My power was out so I met Lisa for a Gin & Platonic'

by Mrhanky636 December 23, 2013

super platonic

When you have sex and use two condoms.

We're just hookin' up; in fact we keep it super platonic.

by andrewk_az June 5, 2011

Michael platonic simp

This is against the law, you will be sent to a metal facility

"Oh you are a Michael platonic simp"

"Better pack you bags"

by Besticreaming June 13, 2021

Non-Platonic Hate

A hate towards a person, derived from sexual emotions.

Bb didn't want sum fuk. I am experiencing unexpected Non-Platonic Hate.

by Pinostar November 9, 2017

Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.

I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.

by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021

Is it platonic?

1. When you realise that feeling for somebody might just not be platonic.

2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.

"The way I feel around them- Is it platonic?"
or
"Oh... Is it platonic?"

by Ioskys April 17, 2023