period

1. something guys hate
2. something that hurts girls but makes them feel so sexy
3. something that allows girls to have kids after getting it on
4. the dot that ends a sentence

1. guy: "crap, my girlfriend has her period."
2. girl: "yay i have my period! crap i have my period"
3. doctor to girl: "you will be having a child because you had sex during your period."
4. .

by someone December 16, 2004

Period

5 to 7 days of hell for all men.

Man: Hey what's up, babe?
Woman: MOTHU FUCKIN BASTARD ALL MEN ARE PIGS WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH I HATE YOU DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH!
Man: Holy shit you must be on your period. Must be that time of the month!

by Batman0081 January 24, 2008

Period

A mysterious force that makes any woman a bitch.

Andrew: Hey babe how was your day?
Sally: Fuck off I’m on my period

by Definitelynotaman June 21, 2019

period

Revenge for not phoning your ngirlfriend enough or buying her presents or lunch or fucking cinema tickets or what the fuck she wants...usually conducted during sessions of oral sex.

"Oh you cant expect me to do that, I'm not licking that. PERIOD."

by Jim Hodgson October 3, 2003

Period

1. Torture for a guy lasting one week.

2. Excuse for a girl to not please a guy.

3. The worst thing God ever created.

dude1: hows the love life?
dude2: Well, right now it sucks, Mary is on her period.
dude1: Ouch, hang in there buddy.

by B.G. Cav January 13, 2008

Period

A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.

Girlfriend: God.... Cramps.....
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Turdsandwich121 February 16, 2010

period

the worst thing ever

"can we fuck"said mike

"no im on my period"said jessica

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" mike said

by maggot for life May 9, 2009