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penalkany

An average guy with a below average life living with his « DaAad », he’s from a shithole city named wed fes , he goes around stealing others lame trans ass pens.
Growing up i heard stories about him my grand father used to say : « penalkany is a scary little gnome , an incest product that enjoys going around the village stealing ugly girls numbers , oneday i asked a girl if she had a pen so i can play my daily soduku , he came at and yelled at me « PEN GIVE ME THE PENALTY AND THE BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OR I KICK YOUR ASS » »

Shame on you penalkany
-Hey bro …you good ?
-No a girl just…
-Friendzoned you ? Its alright happens to the best of us
-No… she penalkany ed me
-You mean called you an average looking lifeless fatherlover mf that steal others pens , lame ass girls and jokes just to impress his trans ex ? Thats rough bro ama block you….
by Omarobloxx March 15, 2022
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Haircut Penalization

When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.
Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"

etc.
by Tommmmm Russsssso December 14, 2009
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Look at that Slitty Eyed Rice Pedaler.
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Did you see Johnny in math today? He was flirting his butt off with Mr. Wilson. What a pedal pusher!
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I played some songs with the Dragonforce pedal and I had everyone bowing down before me.
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Penal

Word used in the town of Sombor, Serbia. It means great, super, cool.
Tvoja nova frizura je baš penal!

Your new haircut is really penal (great)!
by TrashyBabe. January 11, 2010
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