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Paternity

Patter is Related biological specimen or pattern assimulated by your mom to make you.

Paternity, mindset of boasting about having descendents.
paternity used ensure in heritance from kings, now its tool to extrort .
by blaspheme your maker May 1, 2016
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Paterno Divorce

A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?
My girlfriend and I are thrilled because I got myself a paterno divorce.
by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018
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Paternal Instincts

A man's natural and pre-planned action for the safety and protection of his offsprings.
He immediately jumped in the river to save his daughter from drowning as his paternal Instincts kicked in.
by Jaip October 18, 2018
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patterson elementary

A school that is better than all of the other HAS Elementary schools.
by ……_ August 26, 2021
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holding patern

Q: Hey, what's going on with your promotion?
A: I don't know, I'm in a holding patern.
by leadthrower September 1, 2006
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lizzi patterson

hey guys i'm gonna get a lizzi patterson in the bathroom
by devilcry08 July 8, 2009
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Kirsty Patterson

The Lesbian of UWE girls!
"Kirsty Patterson"
Charlie J James: Do you know K-Patz
Alex Bennett: Yeah isn't she the one that hangs round with the ultimate Don Danielle.
Charlie J James: think so heard she likes bare girldem.
by Girl212 December 7, 2012
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