Decoy Panties

An extra pair of panties that a girl brings out with her to leave at the house of a date/one night stand. They are usually a size or two smaller so the finder thinks she was smaller/thinner than she really is.

Yeah, he will call, I left my decoy panties so he will think he got luckier than he did

by tmwiggins January 7, 2011

Eco-partier

A person who is an avid partier and Environmentalist.

I think Steve is a Eco-partier. He drives his hybrid car to the recycling station to recycle his beer bottles.

by Isay330 October 16, 2010

phantom panties

panties found in your boyfriend's bed that aren't yours

Sheila: Hey, I heard you broke up with Brian...
Amy: Yeah, cause i found a pair of phantom panties in his bed last night.
Sheila: That cheatin' ass douche! Good for you, girl!

by iceburg27 September 17, 2012

Cooked Patties

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.

"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked

by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013

sweet panties

An unexpected but favourable outcome.

Derived from the old English: honeyed pantaloons

"Dude I just found $100 behind that table!"

"Those are some sweet panties right there!"

by BigPapaHoneyBadger May 18, 2016

Sass panties

A holy place all men want to get inside of, rumored to be adorned with the finest lace and pictures of pikachu.

I tried to get inside those sass panties but i still cant figure out how!

by blooisblooisbloo March 31, 2020

Buttered Patties

When a male ejaculates on one’s booty and proceeds to spread his semen around the cheeks.

Dude! I left Rebecca last night with buttered patties!

by Chadwick Rockefeller May 4, 2021