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Jesus was Palestinian

A nativizing settler-colonial narrative used by descendants of Arab colonists to falsely claim a Jew as Arab. Just as wrong, and offensive, as saying Montezuma was Spanish.
"Jesus was Palestinian"
"Wow, so that's why he was called King of the Palestinians"
by Der Emes December 28, 2020
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Palestian Dumptruck

When you take a shit on a girl's face then sprinkle your pubes on it and then make her eat it.
My boyfriend gave me a Palestian Dumptruck and it had corn in it.
by Fucktart911 July 25, 2009
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got Palestined

When someone repetitively provokes a fight and cries victim when he keeps losing it double the amount of the initial provocation.
He tried to punch Jack in the eye but got Palestined in both (eyes).
by vugatti October 28, 2023
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palentine

a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.
He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.
by AE Joseph November 14, 2006
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The Palestinian caucus

A subsection of the squad in the us house of representatives
Aoc, Ayanna Presley and Cory Bush are NOT part of the Palestinian caucus, since they aren't even Muslim.
by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
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whore of pastiness

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.
Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.
by me. December 26, 2004
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Palestinianism

The ideology that puts Palestinian militant nationalism above all other causes world-wide and is usually characterized as a movement that attaches itself in a parasitic way to other activist movements - Only taking attention away from the host cause and never contributing to it's advancement.

The objective of this ideology is to raise funds and support from Western activists, but the Maximalist nature of their objectives (usually the destruction of Israel) makes their struggle an impossibility. Therefore the spread of this ideology can go on forever and that makes it attractive for organizers since they can parasitize other movements indefinitely and make a living this way.
Those girls don't really care about environmental activism, they practice Palestinianism so they wave Palestinian flags at any event regardless of the cause.
by Crate 🌐 April 25, 2022
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