own goal

In reference to soccer, when someone scores an own goal. Used when someone does an action against someone else that backfires.

There's a homeless guy in front of the mall I go. He always asks me for a coin, and I always answer that I don't have any, last time he replied with "You never have money don't you?". What an own goal

by 1ups_ March 16, 2022

Own Man

Not a follower, someone who is able to act on his own behalf, without fear of someone not liking

James use to be his own man, now he just dick rides Shawn and agrees with everything he says. It's like he's scared to defend himself whenever Shawn calls him a bitchh hahha

by original April 30, 2015

own friend

a person that you are very very VERY close to and you guys do everything together and the people that y’all hang out with are associates and they can never get in between your friendship .

I want my own friend

by julie62135 July 12, 2020

Dezza owns

The owner of owners he is superior to everyone else

Dezza owns sir pker wil

by Dezza- January 11, 2008

picture-owning

A stupid trend on Myspace that is when someone puts a picture on, their friends comment it and say "I own!". Gay. Anyways, them myspace addits can also put in the captions "Ashley owns" or somthin.

-(picture comment)"I love this pic! Can I own it?"
-(picture captions) "Ashley owns"
-"Ashley is already picture-owning that pic. Own the other one"

by Pharee July 5, 2007

~owned~

see owned for the full def but the ~ were added for more emphasis and coolness. It Is usually used when someone gets insulted, shut down or beaten in any form or way.
Started & invented By a Runescape Player Called Busterboy50 no matter what anyone else says, but it was stolen and claimed by another player called crank it out who couldnt think of anything cool to be added onto owned himself.

I ~owned~ crank when i exposed him for his idiotic tag stealing, dragon mace Resembling Fucktard.

by Buster-inventer-of-~owned~ January 11, 2009

Pai-Own

Means unbelievable ownage that will be known as epic.

*He was so pai-owned that he'll never recover.

*Just pai-owned a kid so bad he is now shitting piss and pissin shit.

*I pai-owned that porta potty.

by joker8851 July 2, 2009