outdooral

When your sexual partner or spouse performs felatio or cunnilingus in the backyard, or in any outside setting.

"Man, Delilah and I decided to try outdooral, it was AWESOME. I was smoking the whole time, it was like I was God for a minute."

by SalizarManor January 28, 2017

Outhouse Express

A piece of software that makes the British Postal Service look efficient.

I was going to send an email today, but Outhouse Express deleted them most of my email, moved everything else to it's wanky proprietary folder and forgot my password. It is a steaming piece of shit.

by Gunter65465419851951651 April 28, 2010

outsorcerer

One or more individuals who magically find places for human resources concentrated in one geographic area (usually of a higher wage scale) to be replaced by alternative human or occasionally non-human resources in another geographic area and at significantly less cost overall.

When faced with rising labor costs, the CEO turned to his head of Human Resources and shouted, "I've had enough of paying too much for the same labor I can get for half the cost in Country-X, it's time we hired an outsorcerer"

by maidintheusa October 11, 2012

Outdick

Verb: in homo sapiens species, when two males compete over a female through sperm competition, the higher ranking male and consequently the winner of the seduction process is said to have outdicked the lower ranking male, aka he has a bigger dick.

Beta male: WTF? That kid is all over your girlfriend bro, why don’t you beat his ass right now.
Alpha male: let him have her and she’ll come back crying to be with me again in less than a week. I can outdick the shit out of that noob anytime.

by Toilette June 8, 2015

Outroduction

The situation in which a person would introduce themselves to another person upon exit.

"Hey, I think I'm heading home for the evening. I've got to get up early."

"Cool, man. I don't think we've officially met. I'm Aaron."

"I'm Steve, thanks for the outroduction. It was nice to meet you."

"Later."

by HopeSo August 26, 2009

Nct outsold

Is what nctzens say to piss off the military

Nct outsold tho

by Nct outsold July 13, 2021

urban-outdoorsman

The politically correct term for a "Bum" or anyone exihibiting inveterate homelessness. Synonymous with "Urban-Dweller."

That guys not a Vet, just your run of the mill urban-outdoorsman.

by tammyfay October 20, 2009