Osvaldo

He’s the gayest person you could ever find he doesn’t give a fuck whether you call him cute or sexy he’ll take the compliment and suck you off

“Osvaldo you look sexy today”
“Wanna come over I’ll suck the shit out of you”

by Gregory condom June 6, 2020

ovalqueen

The fastest, baddest woman to ever set an RC car on a track. Avid racer with 10 years experience and more knowledge in her little finger than NitrOus could ever know in his entire, feeble, miserable litle lifetime.
She is disliked by only those who don't follow rules.

Man, how come OvalQueen is so fast??
OvalQueen even has an all time, track record! Do you??

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Osvald

osvald is a name that comes from the rain forest. where the nosemonkey osvald was born. its a famous monkey that has the biggest nose in the world. but osvald have many friends and get many dick by the dictators such as franco, hitler and the big fat kim jung un

osvald love banana, give osvald banana or die

by diwqdjidjaidda January 21, 2019

Lee Harvey Oswald

A great guy

Lee Harvey Oswald: fuck you Lincon

*bang*

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Lee Harvey Oswald

a national hero

person 1: bro lee harvey oswald is a national hero
person 2: bro youre so right
person 1 + 2: passionate lovemaking

by RobertCalifornia October 10, 2019

clara oswald

She is the impossible girl who resembles a small fat dog in a box even smaller than a keyboard

Hey that new girl must be a Clara Oswald

by be cheer February 10, 2015

The Lee Harvey Oswald

Compairs nicely to the controversal bullet in the Kennedy assassination, just during sex. The Lee Harvey Oswald occurs when the man pulls out of the girl and cums everywhere, landing in 3 or more places, how the bullet hit 3 different places on kennedy.

"That cum landed on the tv, the desk, and the mirror. He must be working the lee harvey oswald."

by The Bricicle November 18, 2009